Dick Fog Disclaimer™ Crop Hoodie

$133.18 NZD

Warning issued. Game altered.

The Dick Fog Disclaimer™ Crop Hoodie isn’t for the faint of heart. Featuring a clean black base, bold yellow ⚠️ icon, and cheeky legalese that doubles as a personality test — this piece reads like a caution label and wears like heat.

Back print reads:

Dick Fog Disclaimer™
Side effects may include:
Text-back relapses, crying in group chats,
and staying longer than you meant to.
Use with caution. Or don’t.
#DickFog #DFD™ #RomeoNoJulietTV

Mini DFD™ emblem tags the sleeve for that stealth-certified seal.

Made for the ones who ruin lives with a hug and a hoodie. 😌

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  • 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
  • Midweight fabric: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
  • Regular fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.